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10-21-2007, 02:51 AM
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
• All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
• Always tell the truth, even when you lie
• A coward dies a thousand deaths, a soldier just dies the once
• Every year more than 2500 left handed people are killed from using right handed products.
• Gold-Lust!
• I love cats...they taste just like chicken
• Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
• Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
• Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
• Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
• Earn easy cash in your spare time by blackmailing friends.
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
• I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen
• Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
• The higher you are, the farther you fall
• Dont steal, the government hates competition
• Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems!
• Excerceise and Diet... But you still Die.
• I fear no man, I've got a gun.
• -=[Armed & Dangerous]=-
• {Straight Outta Compton}
• MySpaceBarIsBroken!!
• Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.
• Save water, Drink beer.
• Underground yet mainstream like Saddam Hussain.
• IS it just me, or do monkeys taste like fish?
• I came, I saw, I drank, I forgot.
• War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
• I bent my wookie.
• Don't you think that reading nicknames is a waste of time?
• -={Rule Breaker}=-
• [Large and in charge]
• Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
• Working is for people who don't know how to fish.
• Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
• He who laughs last thinks slowest.
• There are many many ways of keeping fools occupied, one way is to use really long pointless nicknames.
• ==HellRaiser==
• Avoid hangovers by staying drunk.
• (#)SuNsHinE(#)\'n'(*)StArS(*)
• God made beer God made wine God made me so damn fine
• If I want your opinion, I will rattle your cage.
• Why are you looking at me like I'm weird?
• Born 2 XLR-8
• -=You better excercise caution and be ready to run - Like a scared punk from a smoking gun=-
• My imaginary friend thinks your crazy.
• Yesterday it worked, today it doesnt. Microsoft Windows is like that.
• Reality is the only obstacle to happiness!
• -Your still ugly, Pass me another beer-
• A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey
• Everytime I see ur face. I wish I was in outer space :P
• (*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)
• I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing.
• × nEvEr × wAnTeD× To Be × DiFFeReNt × I jUsT× wAnTeD ×To Be × mE ×
• [One by one the penguins steal my sanity]
• I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh.
• Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time
• I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
• IM THINKING.... BUT NOTHINGS HAPPENING!
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(مضحكة_مرح)funny_
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• I'm not handicaped, I'm just LAZY!
• I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!
• There's a *NEW* Mexico?!?
• I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk!
• Dain Bramaged.
• Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
• I love cats...they taste just like chicken
• >> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect!
• Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
• [Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you :|]
• I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
• Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
• [When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you]
• -=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-
• They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!
• [I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!]
• Dont steal, the government hates competition!
• Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!
• Don't drink and drive, you could spill the drink in your car!
• [2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.
• My cat's name is mittens!
• Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!
• Act your age, not your shoe size!
• God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
• ~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~
• Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed
• You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
• You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?
• I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
• Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
• I'm knot dumb!
• My door is always open so feel free to leave
• This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.
• Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!
• I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
• I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies!
• I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay In Bed!
• My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S
• Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
• Those are my principles. If you don't like them... I have others.
• You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
عااد عليكم الترجمة ههههههههههههه
• All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
• Always tell the truth, even when you lie
• A coward dies a thousand deaths, a soldier just dies the once
• Every year more than 2500 left handed people are killed from using right handed products.
• Gold-Lust!
• I love cats...they taste just like chicken
• Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
• Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
• Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
• Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
• Earn easy cash in your spare time by blackmailing friends.
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
• I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen
• Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
• The higher you are, the farther you fall
• Dont steal, the government hates competition
• Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems!
• Excerceise and Diet... But you still Die.
• I fear no man, I've got a gun.
• -=[Armed & Dangerous]=-
• {Straight Outta Compton}
• MySpaceBarIsBroken!!
• Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.
• Save water, Drink beer.
• Underground yet mainstream like Saddam Hussain.
• IS it just me, or do monkeys taste like fish?
• I came, I saw, I drank, I forgot.
• War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
• I bent my wookie.
• Don't you think that reading nicknames is a waste of time?
• -={Rule Breaker}=-
• [Large and in charge]
• Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
• Working is for people who don't know how to fish.
• Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
• He who laughs last thinks slowest.
• There are many many ways of keeping fools occupied, one way is to use really long pointless nicknames.
• ==HellRaiser==
• Avoid hangovers by staying drunk.
• (#)SuNsHinE(#)\'n'(*)StArS(*)
• God made beer God made wine God made me so damn fine
• If I want your opinion, I will rattle your cage.
• Why are you looking at me like I'm weird?
• Born 2 XLR-8
• -=You better excercise caution and be ready to run - Like a scared punk from a smoking gun=-
• My imaginary friend thinks your crazy.
• Yesterday it worked, today it doesnt. Microsoft Windows is like that.
• Reality is the only obstacle to happiness!
• -Your still ugly, Pass me another beer-
• A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey
• Everytime I see ur face. I wish I was in outer space :P
• (*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)
• I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing.
• × nEvEr × wAnTeD× To Be × DiFFeReNt × I jUsT× wAnTeD ×To Be × mE ×
• [One by one the penguins steal my sanity]
• I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh.
• Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time
• I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
• IM THINKING.... BUT NOTHINGS HAPPENING!
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
(مضحكة_مرح)funny_
;;;;;;;;;;;;
• I'm not handicaped, I'm just LAZY!
• I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!
• There's a *NEW* Mexico?!?
• I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk!
• Dain Bramaged.
• Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
• I love cats...they taste just like chicken
• >> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect!
• Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
• [Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you :|]
• I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
• Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
• [When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you]
• -=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-
• They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!
• [I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!]
• Dont steal, the government hates competition!
• Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!
• Don't drink and drive, you could spill the drink in your car!
• [2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.
• My cat's name is mittens!
• Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!
• Act your age, not your shoe size!
• God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
• ~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~
• Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed
• You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
• You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?
• I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
• Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
• I'm knot dumb!
• My door is always open so feel free to leave
• This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.
• Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!
• I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
• I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies!
• I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay In Bed!
• My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S
• Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
• Those are my principles. If you don't like them... I have others.
• You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
عااد عليكم الترجمة ههههههههههههه